Sunday, 26 July 2009

한국어/조선말

Fuck all that I wrote below. 

I love having a free house. 

I smell like an apple and a strawberry.  Win. 

I want to go to Korealand.

I want to either throw up properly or stop trying altogether.

I wish my sore throat from said activity would go.

I wish this song would finish downloading.

I wish I could fix my fringe.

I wish my best friend was here -_-

Or, I had enough cash to go to Korealand.

Or both.

Wa ana mish bahebek.

I wish I'd done alot more drugs.

I wish today was tomorow, this time tomorow I'll be with people I love, even if it's only for  a few hours.  We have plans which involve drinking and perving on sexy Orientals.

I think I have yellow fever.  :\

I wish my heart would stop hurting.  I mean that literally, not figuratively.

Having said that, I wish my heart would stop aching, I mean that figuratively not literally.

I wish I could be bothered to excersise.

I wish I lived in Camden, in a wooden house with furniture from Muji, on the canal, and blue hair and the back of my neck pierced.

I'm getting that done soon.

Probably.

When I have my own house everything will be from Muji, except for massive thick brightly coloured Arab carpets I'll get from the Armenian quarters in Jerusalem.

Actually I want a Mosaic table from there.

And a mirror.

The Armenians used to make good furniture.

Before the Jews.

Before 1948.

Twats.

Anti-semitism.  Oh noes.

I wish I could keep a cactus alive for longer than a few months.  It's not as though they need watering.

I wish I had a big, broad, straw hat.

And I really wish Jess wouldn't bring up "the time you vommed and fell down the stairs" anymore.

Actually, I feel like I have indigestion.  Yes, I know, this is a stupid thing to do.  I won't do it again, it's ineffective.

I wish my stomach was smaller.

I wish this song would stop playing.

It's MGMT - Time to pretend.

I almost wrote 'MDMA' there by mistake - what does MGMT even stand for?

I want to put the Kooks on, but I cba.

I wish I had an iPod around.  I wish mine hadn't been stolen at QMUL.

I'm watching "Super sweet 16", and this girls parents just bought her a flat in Central LDN.  I'm sorta jealous and wish I was her.  But she's fat and plain looking, so swings and roundabouts.

Actually...her flat is bigger than our whole house.  Fuck it I AM jealous.

I wish it wasn't nearly August and raining.

I wish it wasn't wet in general.

I wish my hair was longer.

I'm wearing my Dolce & Gabbana watch right now.  This makes me happy.  Sex.

I love oversized accesories.  My watch is massive.

I REALLY wish the door I carved my name into at Sion Manning was still there.  And I had carved my name into something at Marylebones.

I wish my friend wasn't obsessed with taking my picture.

Tomorow I need to buy avocados and hair dye.

I need to dye my hair black again.

Longtings.

I like avocados.

Do you?

If there's no food in the house I won't eat it.

So I wish there was no food in the house.

I wish I wasn't nervous about next Sat.

But at the same time I'm kinda looking forward to it.

I wish my grandparents were still rich.

I wish I was tanned.

If I could look like anyone on the planet it would be Haifa Wahby.

I wish people would stop making Jewish jokes.  I feel like the token Jew.  I'm not Jewish.  At all.  Stop.

I also wish Israel wasn't such a shithole.

I wish I didn't have an £80 library fine.

And the £71 I just found from my childhood savers account wasn't going towards it.

And I wish the Oyster wasn't so ridiculously expensive.

I wish I didn't like food.

I wish I hadn't lost my rosin.

I really need it.

I wish I had a pair of Nike hi-tops.

Want.  Want.  Want.

I wish I could make my mind up over the Denim leggings I'm wearing right now.

And I wish my legs were skinnier in them.

And I wish I had a sort of long white top which isn't a tank top, doesn't show cleavage but isn't a t-shirt.  I can't find what I want.  I really want to minimise my bust a bit.

But I really, REALLY want a pair of hi-tops which aren't Converses.

Srsly wish this headache would go.

I wish I liked the taste of vegetables.

And I could stop drinking Coke.

I wish I liked Diet coke or Coke zero.

Instead I think they're vile.

 

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2 comments:

  1. Hello! I found your link through TSR and read around! I quite like your blog! You're really random and funny.

    About your hair: it would grow faster if you weren't dying it.When you dye your hair you damage it.

    Your grandparents were millionaires? Cool!

    So you want to hate food? I naturally hate food. I still eat it though! Try getting all the food you eat and mix it around until it turns into shit. Then when you want to eat, just look at the pics!

    Did I help?

    Wa ana mish bahebek?? What does that mean? It's Arabic right?

    Oh, and about vomiting, I drink a lot of water. Then try some toothpaste on your toungue and try to swallow it. I tent to puke up violently then!

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  2. Lol thanks.

    It means "And I don't love you". It's quite cryptic.

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