Euphoric esoterism

I really need to stop

making blogposts

and then pussying out...

and deleting them.

Sorry.

You are important

Tell me something interesting. I just wrote a blog post and it screwed up and now you'll never know what I just wrote because I'm not writing it out again. Tell me something cool.

Tell me something about *you*. You are more important than me, tell me something now. :)

Do you like 'Wonderwall' by Oasis - I think they're really overhyped but this song completely redeems them. Without it I wouldn't rate them. They're also the first band I saw live, with my dad in Finsbury Park a long while ago, back when I actually was a kid.
I <3 this song, I <3 my dad.

What about you?

Edit: omg... no more Oasis!? Liam quit. Booooooooo.

Creep

When you were here before, 
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel, 
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special

But I'm a creep, 
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts, 
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body 
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice 
when I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh

She's running out again
She's running out
She run run run run...
run... run...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, 
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't belong here...

I so wish I had found this song before.

What they get up to without me

lol

Purple

Her thoughts are grandiloquent, for she is magnificent; she is Purple. Delusions of grandeur mean nothing to her, she is deluded with such a conviction that the very concept of her being wrong does not exist. She is not wrong, she is Purple and she is perfect. There will be no one as magnanimous, no one as fantabulous, as erudite or as wonderful as her. She is, after all, majestic and regal – she is, after all, Purple. Violet and Mauve and Lilac; all the hues encompass her; she is everything, because, she is the ubiquitous Purple WHORE, borrowed to everyone.  A grotesque Marie Antoinette, even An affair of the necklace could not tarnish her Purple beauty.  She is obese - engorged by the conception of her own worth.  That Purple pulchritude...

GMTV - BAD morning television

I cannot sleep. 

My head is POUNDING.

And I feel like I'm going abso-fucking-lutely crazy in this house.

Whatever the fuck the symptoms of Swine flu are, I think I have them... even my back hurts? :\

Some Irish girl on my TV.  Go awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Srsly... watching GMTV.  "We're at a doggy training centre!  Do you have a dog?  Do you look like your dog?  Do you have a picture of you and your dog together?  If so... call us!"

No.  No I don't.  No, I do not look like my dog.  I don't even have a dog.  I don't even like animals.  What is this gash on my TV?  "Fat feline... porky pet", they really go to town with the alliteration, don' they?  Proper banging headache right now.

They're on a mission to lower dog obesity in Great Britain.  No, I'm not making that up.  "Mr Muttivator"; he's like Mr Motivator except he's canine.  Read that sentence again; Mr Muttivator - lowering the dog obesity pandemic across Great Britain.  Jesus fecking Christ.

The obesity epidemic - we can tell our grandkids about it; "it was awful Mikey...there were pork chops and chocolate cake everywhere!  OMG - it's a cake!  Runnnnn." :o

Has it really been 2 weeks since my last update?

Goshh, slacking Holly, slacking..

(There's a load of white people killing Mariah Carey... 'a selection of the fine family talent in Birmingham right now', and wait - isn't that Jade Goody's ex? :S)

Urghh, they're singning Halo - srsly why do so many people think they can sing?

Best of British, eh?

Ok, I'm going to stop being casually racist now.

Before I go, here is today's competition, proper difficult stuff, don't think too hard now.

A hectic lifestyle is often referred to as living life in the:

A) Fast lane

B) Slow lane

C) Inside lane

If you know the answer, dial: 0800 FML 1477

It's C, duh.