Dad: "Buy it buy it!"
Me: "I can't afford it... I have no money to eat!"
Dad: "Buy it buy it, you look good".
Me: "No!"
Dad: "Go onnnnn"
I bought it.
Dad: "I like shopping with you... it makes me feel young".
Awww.
My dad is super supersticious. Isn't supersticious a surprisingly hard word to spell? He's also a massive attention whore, not unlike his eldest daughter.
2 months ago 2 lesbians killed themselves in his hotel. Yeah, wtf? He's the manager of this boom ting hotel http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/news/london/double-suicide-suspected-in-womens-deaths-after-pair-found-dead-at-costel
Fab.
My dad loves to be the centre of a story. He was the last person to see them alive (apparently one of them was really trippy and asked him if she could borrow a kettle), and they left him a note.
Yes, a note. This part has been kept out of all the newspaper stories, but they left more in the note (www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/news/london/inquest-into-deaths-of-finsbury-park-suicide-couple) then what is mentioned on the site.
In the note it said that "the night manager" (my dad) would be cursed for allowing in 'degenrates'. Something about being judged and judgement day and allowing in homosexuals and stuff into the hotel. Judgement day is nigh. So from this we can summise that my dad has been cursed by 2 dead lesbians. Srsly, this story is so ridiculous I'm not even making it up.
My dad loves to be the centre of attention, but this is a bit much even for him methinks.
Isn't the World fab?
I luv LDN.
Side note:
I just ate a really nice avocado.
I'm listening to Justice absolutely murder MGMT - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxKzgZtREo4
I really need to stop thinking they're called MDMA.
My hand is bleeding. Not profusely but certainly sufficiently.
Strawberry, banana and orange is a nicer drink than raspberry, pineapple and orange. Fact.
You spelled it wrong anyway. It's "superstitious", with a "t", not a "c"
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